“What’s green? It’s blue and some other shit.”
I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham
This one day, I’m gonna write a book, but it’s gonna be all serious-like… and the cat in the hat will be the main character…
Ice Ice Baby
Ice cream fell on my pants, but it doesn’t matter because it matches. My pants that is.
What a Pig
“When the world ends, will you go to an all you can eat buffet, and drink a lot of beer? Because the beer makes it so you can’t feel the pain of eating, so you can eat a whole lot.”
Hitting the Nail on the Head
Jerry: “Hey Rich, do you use nails when you masturbate?”
Rich: “No… it hurts so good.”
