Chinese Food

So this one time, someone came in my Chinese food. It’s not gay though, it was a girl. That’s like, three fetishes.

Like Father Like Son

Rich: One thing I have in common with my father im black and I got shot in the face

People = Food

Rich: when I’m near Joe I get food

Delicious Game, I Must Eat It

I didn’t know this game could make me so happy. I could eat this game.

The New Pirates

Gangsters are old hat. Somalian Pirates are where it’s at…

Fat

I’m fat, it doesn’t matter. I can’t work out because I don’t wanna go to a gym. I’ll work out at home, like I’ll lift a small weight like ten times, then play video games again. And I didn’t get to sleep last night because my fat was in the way.

Blue Moon

“What’s green? It’s blue and some other shit.”

Biology

Bisexual: Someone who prefers to have sex with anything biological.

I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham

This one day, I’m gonna write a book, but it’s gonna be all serious-like… and the cat in the hat will be the main character…

Karate Master

I can legally make you do 10 push-ups. If we were in my dojo.